So my son has been learning to tell jokes. He was making up his own, with the success rate of about .05%. We tried to explain to him things that were funny, why other ones were not funny, but he just wasn't getting it. So Dad took him to the library to get him a joke book. I bring you today's crop:
What kept Count Dracula's wife up all night?
His Coffin.
Mwwaaahahah!
Okay, okay. Why was the skeleton angry with the other skeleton?
Because he had a bone to pick!
HAAHAHAHAAA!
And here is one for the adult crowd. . . What kind of bees produce milk instead of honey?
Boobees!!!!!
Yours, hoping you have a wonderful and rainless Halloween,
Melissa
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My 10-year-old twins are giggling (like only 10-year-old boys can) at the Boo-by joke! Right along with their Daddy....... : ) Hope y'all have a great Halloween!
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hehe These are cute!
ReplyDeleteMB2- Absolutely thrilled that I can contribute to the corruption of your otherwise angelic children. I do what I can. ;-) Hope your Halloween was FABULOUS.
ReplyDeleteBadger Momma- We laughed ourselves silly with the Boo-bees joke last night. It was the best joke of the night.
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