Sent to me, from my comedic friend Tara. . . .
THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES
Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks. Each kid will play two sports and take either music or dance classes.
There is no fast food.
Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework,complete science projects, cook, do laundry,and pay a list of 'pretend' bills
with not enough money. In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week.
Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives, and send cards out on time--no emailing. Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment and a haircut appointment.He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care.He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function.
Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting flowers outside, and keeping it presentable at all times.The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done.
The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, adorn themselves with jewelry,
wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep fingernails polished, and eyebrows groomed. During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure abdominal cramps, back aches, head aches,but never once complain or slow down
from other duties.They will need to read a book to the kids each night and in the morning, feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hairby 7:00 am.
A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information: each child's birthday, height, weight,shoe size, clothes size, doctor's name, the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of labor, each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear,and what they want to be when they grow up.
The kids vote them off the island based on performance.
The last man wins only if...
he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.(BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!)
If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over
again for the next 18-25 years, eventually earning the right to be called Mother!
After you get done laughing,send our link to as many mothers and fathers (who are the primary caregiver or REALLY good natured) as you think will get a kick out of it and as many men as you think can handle it.
Hope you have a wonderful weekend!
Melissa
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This ROCKS!!! I'm laughing out loud... it never ceases to amaze me what we (women) are capable of (not to mention what many men most likely take for granted!). :)
ReplyDeleteAmy- this one had me at the sentence, "THERE IS NO FAST FOOD". Bingo. I'm in! Funny how it's a treat when the Hub does it, but if the Mom does it, we're feeding our kids junk food. Hmmmmmmm... :-)
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